Friday 8 June 2007

Starbucking

Havnt posted for a bit so I thought "Yeah I havnt posted for a bit". Well I was thinking that.

So I'll get started by talking about what happened in Starbucks.

Well I had a Signature Hot Chocolate as usual... with Cream BABY and vanilla on top, Yummy. Rhi found it quite amusing how I was eating the cream with two sticks. Went looking for books for Lewis such as the funniest laws, something about gingers (the only thing I could find relating to Irish within a short amount of time) and another book which I can't quite remember.

So then Tom and I went onto the elevator and imagining if the flashing light beneath the buttons had a voice. "Can you stop scrathing your crotch". So the whole point of going downstairs was find a better book about the Irish. We found an Irish cooking book. Harmless enough, right? WRONG! The first page Tom turned to had guiness as a pie. We had a good laugh about it because of the stereotypical Irish love their drink. So we were going through and seeing that guinness was a main ingredient for almost everything. It should have been called "The *burp* guinness and what ya can wit it, Harty tarr".

Then later on we advanced towards Tesco. Once there we made our way towards the pop section. Sam pointed it out that people were hypnotically picking up lemonade. Anyone in that lane of drink picked it up. Fearing to be subjected of this some kind of mind control we escaped and split up so I could buy some crisps. Before that we noticed Becky with a chocolate tub of delight which to Sam said "Your not allowed to have any of it, Matt". I dismissed what he said and walked on to the checkout. Once leaving I was shocked to see that Tom, Sam and Becky were there with the tub. I can't say it had chocolate delight in it because THEY ATE IT ALL!! Upset with it and the pride that was beaming from Sams face I salvaged what was left then threw it at him.

Once hanging around for a bit outside Starbucks a group of child Chavs approached us. The hilarity of it all was due to the fact they didn't quite grasp what it was to be a Chav and just acted like a bunch of curious retarded chimps. An example of this is tomfoolery that makes them a chav is when an elderly man walked passed them and they seemed to follow him and take the piss out of his hat. Ok... lets reverse it and slow it down. The old man with a HAT walked passed and they decided to pick on him and following him for about a minute. Wait lets see that again in super slow motion. Yes it's been confirmed that the children have never seen a man with a hat on. Such, such sad lives they will lead. Another example of how stupid they were being was that the staff at Borders chased them out and then they went straight to behind Pizza Hut. Then they started shouting abuse once they were at a safe distance. Total nuttaz inni, fckin ell mun. So then they ran away after being so daring and heroic.

Well it was quite enjoyable going to Starbucks.

So Gcse's? Easier than you think they would be really if you revise a tad. Not much at all revision is needed. So my Mum I have to say went very much overboard about the whole revision thing. I have had 11 exams so far and I'm pleased with what I have done and I hope my results show that I did well. I got 4 left now which are:
Mathematics Paper 2
Media Studies
Welsh Language
Science Paper 2

I'll revise like 3 hours in bed the night before exams as usual. It's the only time I can really take in the information.

That's all I really want to write.

Till next time. Gooood bye!!

MattMan

Friday 1 June 2007

328

Hey its been a week since my last post.

So in this post I think I'll talk about stuff that happened in half term.

Well I'll count last friday as the beginning of Half term. On that day I was a tad annoyed with the fact I wasted half of it because I had no plans. But then there was Starbucks which I thought would cheer me up a treat. Sadly it didn't cheer me up at all, frankly it made me feel worse. I tried to keep myself busy by making a sword (being the ninja that I am) out of straws and wooden stirrers. I also tried to make a closed fist out of sugar as in a picture on a table, did not go to plan. So yeah starbucks was pretty shit for the rest of it all.

Nothing happened in the weekend.

Nothing happened on Monday except a phone call from my Dad about that I should take a break from studying blah blah blah. But tbh i would rather go revise than see him.

Onto Tuesday and I went camping with Lewis, The Bev, Ben, Jordan, Tom and Adam. Before I went I already knew that I'd be helping people out whilst they are drunk. At the start of it all I was in shock due to the fact we had to walk like 2 miles into a nature reserve thingy in Penllergaer to find the place we were camping. It was all quite funny having a chat with Tom about Lost, World of Warcraft and other sorts of stuff. We were sharing theories about Lost and what happens all quite exciting. And we were taking the piss out of flashbacks. Ahhh good times.
(Off the topic of what happened this week)

Flashbacks:
Holy crap.
It's very interesting getting into depth of the characters in Lost and it's brilliantly done. But I tell you when they are not needed is in Naruto (an Anime). They take up half the bloody episode! I'm starting to think that it was made for goldfish because they remind you of stuff that only happened a few seconds ago. It's too repetitive. Naruto gets totally pointless after he fights Sasuke. In one episode they try to find a bug to help find Sasuke by its scent. Its like one whole episode.... they fight... they almost die... they find the bug... Then Naruto farts and the bug is totally useless! I was so annoyed I just skipped onto Naruto Shippudden. I'm not kidding you when I say that they make a whole episode full flashbacks... IT HAPPENS! Crazy ¬¬.

Naruto:
55% flashbacks
5% Fight scenes
20% Fight build up
19% Pointless crap
1% The fricking plot!!

(Back onto topic of what happened this half term)

Whilst walking in the woods I found a power stick XD. Which I used till I got to where the place was. Ok if you don't know Ben. Ben overexagarates(?) a lot for example on the way there he said it would take us an hour or more to get there. It took us about 30 minutes or something. Then he showed me the width of a bridge to be about 15cm. When it was actually about a foot and a bit. Well anyway Tom and Adam only stayed for a little while because they were going to have a curry (lucky bastards). But of course they didn't leave without causing a bit of mischief. For example stealing Ben's food whilst he went somewhere, Adam threw rocks at Lewis and Ben (friendly rock-throwing), I know Jordan won't be reading this blog so I'll say that Tom stole Jordans vodka. Skillfully done I must say! It was in his pocket too XD. After Tom and Adam left that's when things got a bit silly. Like Jordan standing up and saying he was fine and then falling down hills... It was hilerious. Bev also took a tumble on the fire wood. The scariest moment was losing Bev. She just walked off somewhere and we were scared shitless. We went around the woods looking for her. Was mad. She sneekily walked back to camp. After that I was just taking care of them. That's all i really want to write about all that.


Nothing happened on Thursday.

Friday I went to starbucks again. It was mainly just a debate about the concspiracy abotu 9/11. Which there seemed no end to. The point I brought up got blasted out of the water by Tom. The number of points that were brought up are too many to type so I wont even bother. Other things that were discussed were gaming consoles and mainly technology.

The biggest thing of the lot that happened was that I counted the amount of Dvd's I have watched that were present in the Borders Feature film section. My friend, Gez, guessed on msn later that night that I watched about 30... pfft

I watched 328 dvds that were available in Borders. Yes... I am a Movie Freak :D

Well that's all folks.

Toodloo... Gonna make me some food at 2.00 am :P

MattMan
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